SURPRISE!!!!

What kid wants candles on a watermelon?

My daughter recently told me that there was nothing I could do that would surprise her. 

NOTHING???

• What if I left to do a Walkabout with the Aborigines? 
• Became a groupie following Justin Bieber, Mylie Cyrus or Barry Manilow?
• Ran for Senate?
• Changed my name to Rolf?
• Trained for a marathon and ate healthily?
• Started skydiving, extreme motocross or cockfighting?
• Joined the Merchant Marine?
• Paid a homeless man to pose as a wealthy tycoon named Rex Sterling.  Then had "Sexy Rexy" con and seduce my arch enemy?
• Began watching popular stuff like: the Bachelor, Cougar Town or Sports?
• Embarked on a career as any of the following:  policewoman, monster truck driver, baby seal hunter, contractor, slaughterhouse employee, bus, truck or cab driver, manager,  pilot, mathematician, CEO, surgeon,  accountant, engineer,  the list goes on and on...
• Underwent plastic surgery to change my identity and look like David Hasselhoff.

Nope, I tried it all, and she's still not shocked by anything I do. 

I wonder how she will feel when I tell her I found her in a dumpster at my prom?